7 points in defense of “I’ll hook you up to a f——g polygraph!” Hesgeth:
1) his wife was a designated driver at security meetings,
2) she also wanted to make sure he ended up in her bed after the meetings
3) His iPhone unlock breathalyzer feature malfunctioned so he was totally sloshed when he texted military intelligence
4) He made his Fox statements about prosecuting people like him under the influence. He cannot be held responsible for that
5) He never texted military intelligence to Putin like Tulsi did. He is not a traitor: just a drunk and idiot
6) Jesus already personally forgave him
7) RFK. Jr. is shooting heroin in office, Pete is just legally drinking
perfect