I'm ready... ready as anybody can be
Now I'm ready for you
I hope you're ready for me
I got an axe handle pistol on a graveyard frame
That shoot tombstone bullets... wearin' balls and chain
I'm drinkin' TNT... I'm smokin' dynamite
I hope some screwball start a fight
'Cause I'm ready... ready as anybody can be
I'm ready for you... I hope you're ready for me
All you pretty little chicks with your pretty little hair
I know you feels like I ain't nowhere
But stop what your doin' baby come overhere
I'll prove to you baby... that I ain't no square
Because I'm ready... ready as anybody can be
Now I'm ready for you... I hope you're ready for me
I been drinkin' gin like never before
I feel so good... I want you to know
One more drink... I wish you would
I takes a whole lotta lovin' to make me feel good
'Cause I'm ready... ready as anybody can be
Now I'm ready for you... I hope you're ready for me

McKinley Morganfield (April 4, 1913 – April 30, 1983), known professionally as Muddy Waters, was an American blues singer and musician who was an important figure in the post-World War II blues scene, and is often cited as the "father of modern Chicago blues". His style of playing has been described as "raining down Delta beatitude".
Muddy Waters grew up on Stovall Plantation near Clarksdale, Mississippi, and by age 17 was playing the guitar and the harmonica, emulating local blues artists Son House and Robert Johnson. He was recorded in Mississippi by Alan Lomax for the Library of Congress in 1941. In 1943, he moved to Chicago to become a full-time professional musician. In 1946, he recorded his first records for Columbia Records and then for Aristocrat Records, a newly formed label run by brothers Leonard and Phil Chess.
In the early 1950s, Muddy Waters and his band—Little Walter Jacobs on harmonica, Jimmy Rogers on guitar, Elga Edmonds (also known as Elgin Evans) on drums and Otis Spann on piano—recorded several blues classics, some with the bassist and songwriter Willie Dixon. These songs included "Hoochie Coochie Man," "I Just Want to Make Love to You" and "I'm Ready". In 1958, he traveled to England, laying the foundations of the resurgence of interest in the blues there. His performance at the Newport Jazz Festival in 1960 was recorded and released as his first live album, At Newport 1960.
Muddy Waters' music has influenced various American music genres, including rock and roll and subsequently rock.
Square. It's I aint no SQUARE. CTFD
I'll never forget being told to "Shut the fuck up!" by Mister Waters at a show in Boulder 50 years ago.
Then you definitely deserved it. Chicago blues men do not fuck around, it was a tough, tough scene back then, and some clown from Boulder was definitely going to get his comeuppance.
I certainly hope not.
One of the many reasons I don't watch television.
What is television?
1980 Carbondale, IL, I just finished my BS degree at SIU & Muddy played at Shryock Auditorium. We had 1st row center seats. After his amazing performance my girlfriends & I waited outside the back entrance. We got to meet Muddy & shake his hand. It was grandiose.
Are you sure?
SIU-C actually gave out degrees back then?
It was the biggest party school in the Midwest. All them Chicago kids went to Southern IL. Not far from Cairo, IL on the confluence of the Mississippi and Ohio rivers.
There's some strange mojo voo doo going on down there.
"...that I ain't no queer"? Now I get it: when you're a black bluesman, gay bashing is OK! You libs and your rules... ROTFL
This song was written in 1954. Times change and so does our culture, hopefully for the better.
How is this not a uniform "10" from every person listening to this station?
I just posted the exact same comment (but made a 9, cause, you know....)
Muddy Waters - I'm Ready
Stevie Ray Vaughan - The Sky Is Crying
Kings Of Leon - Sex On Fire