Big kick, plain scrap
You better shut that trap
Or come and get it.
You kick like a mule.
You eat like a pig.
You drink like a fish.
Oh you're a queer one, baby.
Oh, when you hold me, in the night
On drugs.
You're so nice on drugs.
Big kick, plain scrap
You better cut this crap
Or come and get it.
You monkey around
You playin' with a horse
You fish, of course,
You're a cheap one, baby.
Oh when you kiss me, in the night.
On drugs.
You're so big on drugs.
When you clip me, in the night
Yeah, at the Crest Motel
On drugs.
On drugs.
Drugs, drugs.
So nice on drugs.
Big kick, plain scrap
You better cut this crap
Or come and get it.
You monkey around
You playin' with a horse
You fish, of course,
You're a deep one, baby.
Big kick.
Big kick, plain scrap.
Big kick, big kick, big kick, plain scrap.
When you kiss me,
In the night.
You better shut that trap
Or come and get it.
You kick like a mule.
You eat like a pig.
You drink like a fish.
Oh you're a queer one, baby.
Oh, when you hold me, in the night
On drugs.
You're so nice on drugs.
Big kick, plain scrap
You better cut this crap
Or come and get it.
You monkey around
You playin' with a horse
You fish, of course,
You're a cheap one, baby.
Oh when you kiss me, in the night.
On drugs.
You're so big on drugs.
When you clip me, in the night
Yeah, at the Crest Motel
On drugs.
On drugs.
Drugs, drugs.
So nice on drugs.
Big kick, plain scrap
You better cut this crap
Or come and get it.
You monkey around
You playin' with a horse
You fish, of course,
You're a deep one, baby.
Big kick.
Big kick, plain scrap.
Big kick, big kick, big kick, plain scrap.
When you kiss me,
In the night.
Nick Lowe

Nicholas Drain Lowe (born 24 March 1949) is an English singer-songwriter, musician and producer. A noted figure in pub rock, power pop and new wave, Lowe has recorded a string of well-reviewed solo albums. Along with being a vocalist, Lowe plays guitar, bass guitar, piano and harmonica.
He is best known for the songs "Cruel to Be Kind" (a US Top 40 single) and "I Love the Sound of Breaking Glass" (a top 10 UK hit), as well as his production work with Elvis Costello, Graham Parker, and others. Lowe also wrote "(What's So Funny 'Bout) Peace, Love, and Understanding", a hit for Costello and "I Knew the Bride (When She Used to Rock 'n' Roll)", a hit for Rockpile bandmate Dave Edmunds.