From down in Marathon up to the coast of Maine
Gil's got a weird incurable disorder
He can't go a day without gettin' on the water
Fish porn, fish porn
That's the diagnosis
His childhood dream was to be a great magician
Disappear into thin air and become an apparition
He lives by the shore, but he comes from the sea
Goddess of the deep Lady Aphrodite
Don't let him swim with the fishes like Luca Brasi
Now Coral loves her Gil, always greets him with her kisses
But he's gone so much, she's understandably suspicious, hmm
Before too long, she's a woman on a mission
She wants to know, is he really gone fishin'?
Fish porn, fish porn
Early psychosis
Spoonin' for a snapper, wanna hook a wahoo
Watch out for the bull sharks circlin' you
Keep an eye out for the blue fins hangin' with the whale
And watch out for the men tellin' big fish tales
Fish porn, fish porn
Coral had to be sure, so she tracked him to his hideaway spot
With a cooler full of Landsharks, she slipped into something real hot
She breathed a sigh of relief, there were no cameras or chicks
No teeny bikinis, no real problems to fix
Splish splash, mad dash
Gil's girl's gonna save the day
Coral climbed on board, Gil was pantin' like an Irish Setter
As she proceeded with her master plan
To make 'em both feel better
Things got exciting, and the fish started biting, and poles were bendin'
Everybody loves a happy ending
Fish porn, fish porn
It was a happy ending
Fish porn, fish porn
It was the remedy
Fish porn, fish porn
Everybody's going out to to sea
Catch somethin' for me
Fish porn, fish porn
It was a happy ending
Fish porn, fish porn
Fish porn, fish porn
Fish porn, fish porn
James William Buffett (December 25, 1946 – September 1, 2023) was an American singer-songwriter. He was known for his tropical rock sound and persona, which often portrayed a lifestyle described as "island escapism" and promoted enjoying life and following passions. Buffett recorded many hit songs, including those known as "The Big 8": "Margaritaville" (1977), which is ranked 234th on the Recording Industry Association of America's list of "Songs of the Century"; "Come Monday" (1974); "Fins" (1979); "Volcano" (1979); "A Pirate Looks at Forty" (1974); "Cheeseburger in Paradise" (1978); "Why Don't We Get Drunk" (1973); and "Changes in Latitudes, Changes in Attitudes" (1977). His other popular songs include "Son of a Son of a Sailor" (1978), "One Particular Harbour" (1983), and "It's Five O'Clock Somewhere" with Alan Jackson (2003). Buffett formed the Coral Reefer Band in 1975.
Of the over 30 albums released by Buffett, eight are certified gold and nine are certified platinum or multi-platinum by the RIAA. In total, Buffett sold over 20 million certified records worldwide, placing him amongst the world's best-selling music artists. In addition to two Grammy Award nominations, Buffett will be posthumously inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in the Musical Excellence category in 2024.
Buffett also parlayed the "island escapism" lifestyle of his music into several business ventures, including Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville restaurant chain, the now-defunct Cheeseburger in Paradise restaurant chain, and ventures in hotels, casinos, liquor, and retirement communities. Buffett was one of the world's richest musicians, with a net worth of $1 billion. He was also a bestselling author. His devoted fan base are known as "Parrotheads".
