Lyrics: however please understand it doesn't make much sense in Polish either. It's just playing with words

Translation is not word-by-word but it matches the sense

Tiltle "Twitting machine"

One day a lady found a device lately

And with a sentiment suddenly

She embrased it hardly

And she tell to it softly

You must be from hell surely

and I am from heaven

Nothing we'll need forever

more. Nothing we'll need foreveer

You are a piece of crap

So I will repair you up

I'll make you a new chassis

And put new parts to fit

As modern you'll feel

And work as brand new thing

First class you'll have as before

and you'll twit more

And I will put you to a cage one day

For you not to fly away

First class we'll have as before

and we will twit more

First class we'll have as before

and we will twit more...