Euphemism
Song Ratings: 352
Jax, FL
IT / Helpdesk
Apr 26, 2002
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Comments ( 151 )
Posted 21 years ago by Euphemism:
After multiple multiple multiple listenings, I think my only complaint on this song is the overproduction. If you've ever heard this song live, you know precisely what I mean. While this is haunting, when she does it live there's not a dry eye in the house, it's that much better. /worship
Posted 18 years ago by Euphemism:
Meh.
Posted 21 years ago by Euphemism:
It's President's Day, and I have no workload left to accomplish for the day. I've shut down all the machinery in the warehouse and have hooked this up to the intercom system just so I can dance through its dusty corridors. Thanks for this one, Bill.
Posted 19 years ago by Euphemism:
Absolutely grooving on this. The frenzied monotony of his existence, so valuable to him that he wrote a song.
Posted 21 years ago by Euphemism:
This song just... works. I can't describe it better than that. The energy from the drumline and distortion, coupled with the fanciful flights from the strings and her gorgeous voice. I'll be dancing about the warehouse for a bit. Anyone care to visit? I need someone to partner. =)
Posted 21 years ago by Euphemism:
I find it even more enjoyable that Lionel Ritchie and Stevie Wonder are tagging along on the 'recommended album' list. =)
Posted 21 years ago by Euphemism:
For some reason I always hear "Hallelujah" being sung quietly in the background as counterpoint to this song. Never have figured out why.
Posted 12 years ago by Euphemism:
It was RP that introduced me to Pink Martini, and it's always nice to hear PM every now and then on the station. I've since bought all their albums. Whoever said internet radio would kill record sales was a damned dirty liar.
 
Posted 13 years ago by Euphemism:

by Shel Silverstein

I'll tell you the story of Jimmy Jet —
And you know what I tell you is true.
He loved to watch his TV set
Almost as much as you.

He watched all day, he watched all night
Till he grew pale and lean,
From "The Early Show" to "The Late Late Show"
And all the shows between.

He watched till his eyes were frozen wide,
And his bottom grew into his chair.
And his chin turned into a tuning dial,
And antennae grew out of his hair.

And his brains turned into TV tubes,
And his face to a TV screen.
And two knobs saying "VERT." and "HORIZ."
Grew where his ears had been.

And he grew a plug that looked like a tail
So we plugged in little Jim.
And now instead of him watching TV
We all sit around and watch him.


Posted 13 years ago by Euphemism:
Uh. No. Sorry. I love the tune, but the overwrought performances and deliberate grandstanding are an immediate turnoff.
Posted 16 years ago by Euphemism:
Would have rated it a 10 if it were the full length. Alas.
Posted 17 years ago by Euphemism:
This one brought me back to comment. Absolutely lovely. There's a happiness and a wry grin in the music itself here. I'll definitely be checking out this album.
Posted 17 years ago by Euphemism:
Brilliant song. One of the few I always turn up when I hear.
Posted 17 years ago by Euphemism:
Inebriation... No penetration... Despite the humor, or lack thereof, I do find this toe-tappable =).
Posted 17 years ago by Euphemism:
Not up to par with what we have come to expect from his more dynamic albums. A weak 3.
Posted 17 years ago by Euphemism:
I never get tired of this.
Posted 17 years ago by Euphemism:
Makes my inner nihilist feel justified against the void.
Posted 17 years ago by Euphemism:
membeth wrote:
yes, because we all know that songs sung by women are only enjoyed by women. and only women between 30 and 40 consume overproduced safe faux-alternative music.
*gropes self* Huh. Well, that's confusing, but I'm pretty sure I still like Tori. ;)
Posted 17 years ago by Euphemism:
This would be a great mashup with Tusk, I must write an email to DJ Earworm. ;)
Posted 17 years ago by Euphemism:
https://blag.xkcd.com/2007/01/05/johnny-cash-will-not-leave-me-alone/ and...
listen:
The Main Mix