I stand on painted tape
It tells me where I'm going
And where to throw my cape
I call my co-stars "brother"
I call my co-stars "knave"
I play both good and evil parts
I sing to Verdi's grave
And every single morning
By 10 AM I'm dressed
My rehearsals last for hours and hours
With diligence I have been blessed
Some people, they call me monster
Some people, they call me saint
My talent feeds my darker side
Yet no one will complain
I am an opera singer
I sing in foreign lands
I've sung for kings in Europe
And emperors in Japan
And after each performance
People stand around and wait
Just to tell me that they love my voice
Just to tell me that I'm great
I am an opera singer
I will sing when you're all dead
I sing the mountains crumbling apart
I sing what can't be said
I am an opera singer
I sing in foreign lands
Most people seem to know my name
Or at least know who I am

Cake is an American rock band from Sacramento, California, consisting of singer John McCrea, trumpeter Vince DiFiore, guitarist Xan McCurdy, bassist Daniel McCallum, and drummer Todd Roper. The band has been noted for McCrea's sarcastic lyrics and deadpan vocals, and their wide-ranging musical influences, including norteño, country music, mariachi, disco, rock, funk, folk music, and hip hop.
Cake was formed in August of 1991 by McCrea, DiFiore, Greg Brown (guitar), Frank French (drums), and Shon Meckfessel (bass) who soon left and was replaced by Gabe Nelson. Following the self-release of its debut album, Motorcade of Generosity, the band was signed to Capricorn Records in 1995 and released its first single, "Rock 'n' Roll Lifestyle", which hit number 35 on the Modern Rock Tracks music chart and was featured on MTV's 120 Minutes; French and Nelson then left the band, and were replaced by Todd Roper and Victor Damiani. Cake's second album, 1996's Fashion Nugget, went platinum on the strength of its lead single, "The Distance". Following a tour of Europe and the United States, both Brown and Damiani announced they were leaving Cake, which led to speculation about the band's future; McCrea eventually recruited Xan McCurdy to take over on guitar, and persuaded Nelson to return.
Prolonging the Magic, the band's third album, was released in 1998 and went platinum, having shipped over one million units; this was followed three years later by Comfort Eagle, the band's first album on Columbia Records, featuring the single "Short Skirt/Long Jacket" which hit number 7 on the Modern Rock Tracks chart. Following a series of tours, including several versions of the Unlimited Sunshine Tour, the band released Pressure Chief in 2004, its second and last album on Columbia. After creating its own label, Upbeat Records, the band released Showroom of Compassion in 2011, which became its first album to debut at the top of the Billboard charts, selling 44,000 copies in the first week after release. Their studio output has been minimal since 2011, although they have continued to tour and have occasionally hinted at an upcoming album.
I like not hearing opera!
Fun? Absolutely.
On the nose. More, please!
Whereas the show I saw was full audience-involvement, and they did 4 encores.
Just fuc*ing terrible. Everything they do is worse than the last thing.
Can't believe there are people who like this.
It's like everyone associated with this band has had a full lobotomy.
" I am an opera singer." I sing what can't be said.
Everything they do sounds like a sitcom jingle from the seventies.
" Well we're movin' on up, to the east side, gonna call ourselves cake and be freaking millionaires."
Where is the puke smilie?
Yup.
Just fuc*ing terrible. Everything they do is worse than the last thing.
Can't believe there are people who like this.
It's like everyone associated with this band has had a full lobotomy.
" I am an opera singer." I sing what can't be said.
Everything they do sounds like a sitcom jingle from the seventies.
" Well we're movin' on up, to the east side, gonna call ourselves cake and be freaking millionaires."
Where is the puke smilie?
Here's to free speech, and the right to have one's own opinion! I LOVE Cake! And hey, that line about "movin' on up" just might give them a great idea for their next song! ;)
Just fuc*ing terrible. Everything they do is worse than the last thing.
Can't believe there are people who like this.
It's like everyone associated with this band has had a full lobotomy.
" I am an opera singer." I sing what can't be said.
Everything they do sounds like a sitcom jingle from the seventies.
" Well we're movin' on up, to the east side, gonna call ourselves cake and be freaking millionaires."
Where is the puke smilie?
Tell me how you really feel.
Just fuc*ing terrible. Everything they do is worse than the last thing.
Can't believe there are people who like this.
It's like everyone associated with this band has had a full lobotomy.
" I am an opera singer." I sing what can't be said.
Everything they do sounds like a sitcom jingle from the seventies.
" Well we're movin' on up, to the east side, gonna call ourselves cake and be freaking millionaires."
Where is the puke smilie?